By Igor - 19/12/2012 05:16 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
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emeraldisle 30

It may seem mean to you but maybe he's trying to make you laugh and feel better. I know it would work on me.

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olpally 32

Awww, that's cute. Give him credit for having a sense of humor about your injury/condition and trying to cheer you up. he's a funny one. Lol :)

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ICastillo 24

OP just stand over him when he is sleeping until he wakes up, and then yell "It's Alive!!" Do an evil laugh and limp away.

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tacojauns 45

Come on that's little funny (to us) but I feel your pain I broke my leg and my friend did the same thing, you kind of feel like shit if someone is mocking how you walk.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Hot compress on the cyst, OP. It will pull the infection to the surface and you can pop it. Or, at least, that's what I've done in the past! Those are unbelievably uncomfortable, and I hope you feel better soon!! :(

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perdix 29

At least he is accpeting your orders. He could do his HAL impression and say, "No, Dave, I can't do that."

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perdix 29

Hey, he's sticking around. Most guys would just hang out at strip clubs until you become less gross.

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zandalee 19

Or demand she make him a sammich or get the bash...

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metalhead4740 14

If he calls you master, abuse the power. Instant payback...

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SadGirl18 16

At least he has a sense of humour. :) He's just trying to lighten the mood, OP. :)

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