By Igor - 19/12/2012 05:16 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
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emeraldisle 30

It may seem mean to you but maybe he's trying to make you laugh and feel better. I know it would work on me.

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olpally 32

Awww, that's cute. Give him credit for having a sense of humor about your injury/condition and trying to cheer you up. he's a funny one. Lol :)

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Enslaved 36

I think that's cute. Prime example where, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". Now get him to make you a sandwich.

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eggmarie 25

That's how I kept picturing it too! "It could be worse, it could be raining" great movie.

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theycallmekitty 13

I recently tore the cartilage in my knee and has had to wear a brace and yes I limp a little. My mom did the same thing except she grossly exaggerated it complete with faces and "duuuuh" noises. We were in public....I feel your pain girl!

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j_dixie 3

Hey, I know what the armpit thing is like. Keep an eye on it. You may have to go to the doctor and have them splice it and drain it. They are sometimes from shaving and it's a hair that got locked under there. Change the deodorant you use, the shaver you use and the type of shaving cream. Usually that's why it happens.

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GarysMom725 10

And yet you still call him your fiancé. You want to be married to this rude person?

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redmane 21

It's called a sense of humor. This suggestion is a little over the top.

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EpicSquishii 21

Oh boohoo, "the man I love and want to spend my life with made fun of me, I'm breaking up with him for having a sense of humor." Get real. I bet your first divorce was due to your husband pushing you in the pool, huh?

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benhd1 14

With that attitude I guess that Gary grew up with a single mother.

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conor12 5

Lol okay admit that's kind of funny

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Yeah, tell him "It's pronounced 'EYE-gore.'"

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DanielleinDC 33

I'm sorry, that really does suck, but at least he has a sense of humor, even if he forgets that Igor is the one who says, "Yes, Master."

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