you should throw your shit at your boss. that'd show him

Report him to HR. There is a law against that if you can in fact prove it!

too many shit puns. Dear God, Why?! Anyway, I would go home anyway, and if your boss tries to stop you, contact HR or threaten to do so. No one deserves to sit in their own crap all day. you are not a baby. You could even sue for this kind of treatment.

Call the labor board and report him

That's cool, if you have to spend every other ten minutes in the bathroom, looks like you get paid to do a lot of nothing.

Time for a new job OP, this boss of yours is obviously a jerk

I think it's about time to leave your workplace and find somewhere else to go . good luck in the future OP

go sit beside him and ask some business related questions so he had to smell it

That's ******* bullshit. Can you call an HR department or something? Your boss is a total ********.

shit in a paperbag and light it in his office