Health: Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting...

By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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MetallicaRules19 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:28

Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:28

At least you're not pregnant. =)

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jdcanada 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:07

I hope you don't get a bladder infection now. Last thing you need is to have to run to the bathroom more!

shaka_Z_0929007 10

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:18

Please tell me you had a pad or something

michaeladiane 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:48

She could have bought one at the airport ?

broim13calm_down 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:26

I thought girls didn't use the bathroom.

Jumpingmal2 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:40

Oh no they most certainly do. But everyone knows girls don't fart

broim13calm_down 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:54

of course they don't :P and sorry for the dumb comment.

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:21

Have none of you seen my theory about women and unsavory natural acts? Women. Do. Not. Poop. ;)

merko 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:30

sounds like you're having a shitty day

CptZoe 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 0:46

Some may say a bloody shitty day!

lovepandorasaver 11

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:32

Bad things come in... how many again?

ciumegu 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:33

Who would click you deserve it??

lovepandorasaver 11

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:34

Toilets

day624 14

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:53

Its a sick world out there

day624 14

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:37

Tampons + an adult diaper should help lol

ganjaone 2

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:44

I bet u smell lovely

Bluekaren16 19

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:49

Haha gross! It happens though. Hopefully she didn't have cramps on top of that.

Chucks719 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:51

woah, krakatoa out of every hole Dont hear of that too often

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