By extra crispy or original recipe - 16/02/2014 22:23 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML
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AmAzInG123456789 10

I hear if you add a little pepper, crispy nips can be a nice party appetizer.

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kenleybunch 15

The tanning bed I used to go to was timed... Also. Did not know nipples could be sunburned. Learn something everyday, I guess.

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glabberfasted 16

The post says nothing about a tanning bed. OP could've been outside. Here in AZ it's been hot enough outside to tan lately.

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telli164 30

Hahahahah, crispy nips! That would hurt though :(

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reaxion 25

Sorry for your pain. However, it's winter in most places of the northern hemisphere, so looking like an oompah loompah is not a good look. YDI

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denyy101 7

Omg I would of died, but hey that's why theirs tanning salons.

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shkash 5

Why do people keep saying OP is a chick. I think it's a dude, that's why no top and that's why they can for hello kitty band aids over their entire nip.

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dachayke 16

It says op's a girl up by the username.

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Enslaved 36

Female symbol on the left indicating that OP is a female. (:

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Wowlookatthat 15

I want to know if they're actually "crispy" what an odd adjective for burnt nipples.

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IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

I'm wondering if you are a girl or guy... Some OP's click the wrong button sometimes...

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