By extra crispy or original recipe - 16/02/2014 22:23 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML
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AmAzInG123456789 10

I hear if you add a little pepper, crispy nips can be a nice party appetizer.

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WeskersSexslave 15

why not just spend that cash on a ticket to a tropical islabd instead of looking orange?

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arandomusernameaa 20

doesn't say they used a tanning bed.

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AerBear115 15

And that's why we don't use tanning beds! Sorry op! Hope they get better!

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glabberfasted 16

Who said she was using a tanning bed?? Man, these comments are full of assumptions.

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_noelani_ 8

Did anyone else think about her having to rip off the bandaid from her 'crispy nips' afterwards... Ouch

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EbyKat 16

Tanning is bad for you. I have seen people defend it. I get why people do it but the bottom line is any exposure to uv rays is bad for your skin including the sun. But the sun at least has the benefit of giving you vitamin D. I really think we need to get to finding people sexy no matter what the color of their skin is. If you are naturally pale then rock it.

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DanielleinDC 33

Tanning is bad, but if you're going to do it, you might want to consider putting something on your nips so they don't get scorched next time. Something called "sunscreen" might be good. Something called a "bikini" would be even better.

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katties 27

Is it just me that wouldn't wanna tan on my nipples and maybe then get cancer in them...?

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Xotoolyxo 16

Don't those things have timers on them?

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tr_guy79 7

Didnt think you were the tanning type...

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