By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I say let him try it. He'll see how far his swag will take him. Life lessons.

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BananaDildo 1

McDonalds is now accepting graduates from Swag University. Maybe he'll get in.

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iChompYa 18

Please just let him go to jail, we don't need his idiocy on our streets

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lexi365 20

Faith in Humanity: -10

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Trigabyte 8

Total Faith in Humanity count = -6296001910

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MCPRO2014 6

No everybody, it's OK. This is in Canada.

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rattusrattus 18

"As a rule, young ragamuffin, one gains 'swag' following a robbery. However I am very pleased that you have decided to show us your 'swag'. I shall allow it as evidence, and thank you for streamlining the court procedure."

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katiecf22 2

The fact that you're not acknowledging "swag" as a sound legal defense must mean you're racist. I wonder, how did he get arrested? Could "County Law" not see swag?

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laden_swallow09 34

I do hope the judge throws the book at him. Literally.

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rawr_ily96 24

I sincerely apologize for my doomed generation.

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pastywhitekid 10

You should implore the judge to put the death penalty on the table... Darwinism is moving a little too slowly.

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