By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 611
You deserved it 3 749

Same thing different taste

Top comments

oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1 disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light! YDI for being naive.

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Fyourlifeloser 0

ha i love how people leave smartass remarks. this is FML, if you don't like it don't read it. really, it's simple.

lol i love how people like you leave those useless comments

did you give her a reminder of what that felt like?

GeneralBE 0

drunk horny girl in your dorm, i'd say that's more of a jackpot than a FML

girlskill 0

This is just funny... not really an fml but maybe I'll consider doing this sometime this year.

Maybe if the OP was a boy, 47. If she did that in my dorm I'd be all "So, feeling nostalgic, bow chikka wowow" Followed by me imediately stripping and grabbing the anal lube, everyone loves anal lube.

Exlibris 0

so??? shes drunk and in your room with the bed where she lost her virginity, must i explain more?

Simpsons did it! South Park did it too!

Roflcopter really stupid, i dunno i kinda like it. (I see what you did there..)

Umm... And this influenses the quality of your life how exactly? Slight, momentary awkwardness is hardly FML-worthy.