Miscellaneous: Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student...

By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

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By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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By Princeton - 22/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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evilbrent 0

Friday 11 September 2009 12:18

oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1 disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

thequickredofox 0

Friday 11 September 2009 12:08

It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light! YDI for being naive.

Comments

BLiNdZoRz 3

Friday 11 September 2009 22:47

Stupid virgin. That isn't an FML, so what if she had sex on that bed? It's college not your own room in which you bought a bed for. What did you expect? Bunch of virgins just using that bed for sleeping? Idiot.

MyLifeIsFucked56 1

Friday 11 September 2009 23:06

So basically you're a jealous virgin O_o?

zelinda_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:40

YDI for living in a dorm. Offcampus housing ftw.

Pandasaur 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:44

If her username is accurate, OP is a freshman. If they live so many miles away from campus, freshmen are usually required to live on campus. FYL for coming up with a bogus YDI.

zelinda_fml 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:35

What college have you gone to? I've never heard of anyone being forced by their university to live in a dorm.

SGT_DBL 15

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:47

I have heard of that, but its a retarded rule and usually based on age, not on if one is a Freshman. (IE, sutdents directly out of high school are required to live in the dorms, but if you happen to be a 25 year old freshman for some reason they aren't going to do that to you.)