By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML
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evilbrent 0

oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1 disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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thequickredofox 0

It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light! YDI for being naive.

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omgyoukilledkeny 0

if u have a problem wit it then wash the sheets dumbass

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Damarys 0

not sheets. college students provide their own sheets. the OP would have to change her whole mattress.

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maddog_fml 0

Next time she does that again, grab her by the hair and smash her face against the door. No one will believe her what happend because she was drunk. That will learn her to stay away.

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iwadasn 32

LOL. Those are the most caveman-esque three sentences I've ever seen.

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IJK_3 0

She came in drunk and told you she lost her virginity in your bed. Sounds to me like she was trying to find it

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kbaker90 0

Hey, my glasses aren't that big. And I usually take them off, so as not to break them. It's easy to see what's going on when you're that close to a person. Yes, nerds have sex all the time. ALL. THE. TIME.

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meeskee2 0

You should have banged her out...she was primed and ready son! nothing will ever be as easy as that ever again....oh wait your in college, she'll be back.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Can it be RAEP time nao?! Seriously, if you're a guy writing this, I demand you turn in your man card. This is not an FML by far and the OP is responsible for the death of Billy Mays you horrible, horrible human being!

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allmidnighteyes 10

I thought that was cocaine? AND IF YOU ORDER OXY(CODONE) CLEAN IN THE NEXT MINUTE, WE'LL THROW IN FOUR FREE BUMPS OF COCAINE (A $19.99 VALUE) COMPLETE WITH A HOOKER'S ASS TO DO THEM OFF OF FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE! MAKES YOUR NOSE WHITER MAKES YOUR NIGHT BRIGHTER

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iwadasn 32

Again, it was a girl. Seriously, can you people not read or what?

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summersong89 0

LOL welcome to college sweety :) this stuff happens. it could've been worse.

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elanor003_fml 0

herm...was she still looking for it? XD

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