Miscellaneous: Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student...

By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

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By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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By Princeton - 22/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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You deserved it 1 133

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 14 406

Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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You deserved it 1 147

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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With friends like these…

By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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evilbrent 0

Friday 11 September 2009 12:18

oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1 disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

thequickredofox 0

Friday 11 September 2009 12:08

It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light! YDI for being naive.

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hot_mess88 0

Friday 11 September 2009 12:39

Wow. If I didn't know the girls who was living in my old dorm/apartment and they didn't know my sexual history, I might consider running up to my old pad one drunken night and tell them that bed on the right side of the downstairs bedroom was where I lost my virginity during last fall semester, and where I continued to have sex with my boyfriend and a few other guys after we broke up. But I would have to be incredibly drunk and feeling especially nostalgic at that particular time. Sex in college... Such a shocker!

scarletlily_fml 3

Friday 11 September 2009 12:51

And? It's COLLEGE, get used to it.

Acid80 3

Friday 11 September 2009 13:05

I would have asked her for a revival...

sanfrancisco 0

Friday 11 September 2009 13:20

how is babby formed how girl get pragnent

bexox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:36

WIN

chakrabs 0

Friday 11 September 2009 13:29

This is a bad thing how?

Darkcloud_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 13:33

I don't see the FML In fact i would actually probably kill for that to happen to me. Granted i know who lived in my room last year but still....

Slai_fml 3

Monday 27 August 2012 14:09

Agreed. My dorm switches sexes every year.

FireFlie07 20

Friday 11 September 2009 14:00

This is why you live OFF Campus.

iwadasn 32

Friday 11 September 2009 23:40

Agreed.

Igor_g5 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:04

You should have invited her in and had sex with her.

movies12 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:07

#4 it's MICHAEL Jackson. Learn to spell the king of pop name properly. For the OP, u kinda expect it. Like honeslty.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:44

I love it when people criticize a person's spelling and grammar, when they themselves make grammatical/spelling errors within the same comment. *checks any spelling errors* Yup, I'm good =)

Kitsterx 4

Friday 3 January 2014 4:35

If you want to criticize other people's spelling and grammar then it's actually 'pop's' instead of 'pop'.

Spencer_CDS 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:17

Okay, so ... new year, different sheets and pillows and stuff ... who gives a ****? Call in your RA, let her know that someone barged into your room and is being unruly, and have the bitch thrown out. If this was the night before a final exam or something, then, well, maybe I could see why this would be aggravating, but it's not an FML; it's oversensitivity.