By movingout - 26/01/2013 23:50 - Australia - Ringwood

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Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Did you know "too hot to hoot" is a palindrome- you can say it backwards and it reads the same way.

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Twitch5253 4

Does she have feathers down there?

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onorexveritas 23

that's funny xD "hoo! hoo! hoo!" lmao

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BlueFlatts 20

Just be glad OP isn't a bird watcher.

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Brittany_Love19 2

saw that coming.

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yabbadabbadooyah 12

Imagine OP running into their parents room screaming "I can hear an owl!"

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tjv3 10

This reminds me of the movie Porky's

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ulissey_fml 22

She just couldn't keep mum, could she?

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mosquito19 14

you don't know what an owl sounds like mate.

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