By ihatecats - 01/12/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
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OHIOxRAIN 0

now what did we learn from this? maybe stop playin with your "cat" in the nude

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cthulhu1138 1

I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.

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wordgirl 0

Yeah, OP, that would definitely put a kink in my relationship with my cat... :p Imagine: now you have a dysfunctional relationship. With your pet. :D

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lifesize_barbie 0

let this be a lesson... all p/u/ssy is NOT good p/u/ssy!!

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RJB 0

Pussy? Pussy? yah no filters here lol

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MoonyIce 0

Oh my GOD. *horrified*

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MrPresidentBoss1 0

damn cats you only get them because they were kittens.

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TobyFunke 3

just get the cat some kitten mittons, problem solved is your cat making TOOOOO much noise!?!?

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fretforyerlatte 0

^win, exactly what i was gonna say. is your cat driving you crazy, STOMPING AROUND? think there's no solution? YOU'RE SO STUPID, THERE IS!!!

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CallMeHush 0

Pics or it didn't happen. Couldn't stop myself.

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xxreikoxx 31

Poor cat, but poor owner...being nipple-scratched is anything BUT ticklish. Props for preserving those dishes, though.

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