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By ihatecats - 01/12/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 180
You deserved it 16 611

Same thing different taste

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OHIOxRAIN 0

now what did we learn from this? maybe stop playin with your "cat" in the nude

I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.

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Every time I hear a FML involving a cat, the OP is never wearing a shirt...isn't it common sense that you might actually get claws raked into your skin if the cat feels scared/threatened?

Post on FML about CP. Post about racism. Post about anything and everything. But don't you DARE post about putting a cat outside. Seriously, there was a thread with 300+ responses saying "DIE IN A FIRE OP" because he threatened to nuke a cat. FML has a heart. It is filled with kittens. Don't **** with us and our kittens.

Wow. All of you need to calm down. It's one thing to love or hate animals. It's another thing to abuse them. All they did was put their cat outside. That does not make the person a bad pet owner. Yet so many people freak out over it. Believe it or not, people are more important than animals. Sympathize with the human over the cat. By the way, cats weren't created domestic. We as humans have domesticated them. That means that it is within their own nature to survive outside anyway. Cats are territorial creatures, which means they return to their home very easily. They own their land. Now if the cat was de-clawed and/or de-fanged, that's another story. Otherwise, its not a big deal to put a cat outside. Besides, animals aren't nearly as important as humans.

lfries90 0

YDI for being too lazy to do the dishes that they pile up.

I was sitting in a towel once and apparently my cat saw something dangling and decided to bat at my junk. I had a scratch on my dick and let's just say having sex was only pouring fuel on the fire

h8mylifesomuch 4

Yo, if this is a guy, HAHA! But if this is a chick, you are a staright up DUMB ASS!!!

antonioohama 0

I picked up the cat and put *her* outside.