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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

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Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 21:59 - Iraq

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Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

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Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Tylerj1124 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 16:03

Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 16 June 2013 16:08

Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..." That's totally how it goes.

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TecheyTim 14

Monday 17 June 2013 7:07

Are they hot??

Mashurgina 5

Monday 17 June 2013 7:28

take that shit as a compliment!

Mashurgina 5

Monday 17 June 2013 7:28

take that shit as a compliment!

foong99 4

Monday 17 June 2013 11:27

that escalated quickly

CookieLovesBoo 16

Monday 17 June 2013 13:11

That's really disturbing .,, hope that there's Somone else with the same name ?

Eltic3 2

Tuesday 18 June 2013 0:13

Is your roomate a guy cuz if not I hial to see the problem

soapmactavish82 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 0:39

Time to move or bring your room mate to bed, two simple choices on this one

LaDresdenMonkey 11

Tuesday 18 June 2013 14:01

Shit just got awkward lol

kross_reach 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 4:40

What did you do?

dr3amcatchr 2

Wednesday 19 June 2013 15:35

Hahahahahhahaa

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