By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 808
You deserved it 64
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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unbelievable1 0

oh shitt. Keep your cell phone away from her. XD

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DefinatelyABlond 0

Looks like that toothbrush has been doing more than cleaning the plaque off your teeth! Yummy.... Not! That's awful!

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Daysgoby 0

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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lucashan 0

That's hilarious!! Totally what I do sometimes...but at least its with my own toothbrush lol

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purveyors 0

buy a bunch wholesale and keep changing them out. setup a website and sell them online. take a bunch to Japan and get them into vending machines.

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femmefatale42 0

that sucks. #43.... absoluetly disgusting you sicko.

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Cantexplain1234 0

Say you knew the whole time, and didn't mind, awkwardness of her thinking you were okay with that beats out anything you will ever try. Or you could buy one thats looks the same and write on it" one for the other hole"

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N_7 0

can i date you sister?

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LoLed 0

You should get a vibrator and brush your teeth with it.

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