Intimacy: Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the... - FML

By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:34

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

deeznutzismine 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:00

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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skatingweasel 0

Monday 9 March 2009 13:46

No clean mint toothpaste will leave your mouth feeling clean now eh?

Betch_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:52

ewness...

footballcrazy24 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:16

ahahah #1

Nickodemus 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 8:05

Why is anyone on here grossed out by this? Is this or is this not the internet?? In 2009?? That means the "golden" rule applies: any and all type of incest are HOTTT!!!

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:20

Is she hot?? I agree with #175

bigNblack 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:05

lemme get those digits nd she wont need ya toofbrush ;)

karyspecialk 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:57

awww i have an electric toothbrush and an older sister.... i think i need a new toothbrush

rk129 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:28

ahaha thats so funny!!

RadRetro 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:43

Lmfao. Epic fail

HeartMyLife 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:38

FUCKD UP. LOLOLOL #12 & # 175

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