By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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ninetynineji 0

Wait, if she had aids, and u brush with that toothbrush, do u get AIDS??? btw thats very disturbing.

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Gibbio260 0

hahaha the next morning you are sitting down eating breakfast ......"how the **** did all these hairs get in my mouth" 57 you are a legend and yes you should get her a vibrator but dip it in icy hot just to make sure ; )

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baybay7 0

wtf.that's awesome.

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Particleman 1

Thats awesome!! Why dont you take some pics next time.?

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LittlexoMe 0

hah thats so funnyy!!

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caitylovesyou4 0

whoaa, that sucks a**, you should take her tooth brush and rub it in the dirt then scracth your pets private part with it (if you have a pet) & then give it too her, & say "i know what you did with mine."

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onceupop 0

It would go with #6's idea And holy **** some people on this site have sick minds >.>

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ziqi92 0

ROFL, thats gotta be the worst i've heard yet...

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