By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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DesireeGray 0

Hmm.. Wonder how many times she's done that before? "Them batteries went quickly..." XD

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acranine11 0

#372 really?? wouldn't buying a new tooth brush be a little more peaceful?

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rachhXO 0

epicccc. thats soo gross. move out of your house. and buy a new toothbrush, k?

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skiz_fml 0

Now that FML has the new update, we all know that the OP is a chick. lol I always thought it was a guy too

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spitball1074 2

haha. just saw that too T_T

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Alice_Cullen7 0

Oh emm gee, if she did hat before... don't use that toothbrush. Ever. Dont even touch it she is such a f!cking b!tch!

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ineedashutup 0

did you hear her?

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