By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 808
You deserved it 64
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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tomberryboy 0

is ur sis hot if so I so wish I can see that

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Cyrus_Stratos 0

but you still have to consider that her sister might be using the toothbrush because of a different fell from a ***** and the thrill of getting caught, great idea though.

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MissKayla 2

lmfao.. Now you know.. Hide your toothbrush!! But clean it first....

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girlyoudontknow0 0

your sister is smart im gonna go by a vibrating toothbrush now.

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TheNewGodOfWar 0

lololololol i'd like to know how long that's been going on

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butterfly_56 0

get her back, do something to her tooth brush and confront her on it

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koolperson99 0

OMG! This story made me laugh so hard, I cried! Your sister has some serious issues, she needs to go see a doctor and get her head straightened out. But hats off to #57, I couldn't think of a better plot for revenge!

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audarma 1

how does one do that?!

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