By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 808
You deserved it 64
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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miscellaneousact 0

number 57 is meh HERO!!!!!! if ur the saidist type, tell ur parents while there eating

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ilackeffort 0

Ha, thanks for the laugh. But seriously, your sister either hates you or is a dirty, dirty **** with incest on her mind. Maybe she felt it was the closest way to put your mouth close to her vag. If you want to return the favor, after a really nasty shit, clean the toilet with her toothbrush.

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katie_bby 0

WHAT THE ****? i'd take my toothbrush, throw it at her, tell her to get a ******* *****, and stay away from any vibrating household objects.

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tiffanyyy93 0

thats disgustingggg. just slap her.

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Gary_11 0

Now you know what to get her for christmas

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secretkeeper89 0

Thats sick and i hope you beat her ass and shoved the toothbrush in her mouth

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pappy1193 0

Isn't thinking such a great thing? She obviously used the handle end and not the brush end, the vibrations, did you ever think about that?

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TommygetsCRUNK 0

#559 --- either way, his tooth brush was in his SISTERS ******. He didnt have to think about anything.

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i_hate_my_life22 0

eh thats very gross....to all u sick perverts who think its ok...ITS NOT u shuldnt use ur siblings property to satisfy ur hornyness.....thats was vibrators,guys,etc are for

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