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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Top comments

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

Comments

dave20012 15

NO BACON WITH HIS EGGS!!!? Oh shit that's like having having a burger without fries..no ******* good.

Because of my religion, I can't eat normal bacon. But i still love turkey bacon! :D

Merylwen 24

Turkey bacon is better anyway.

thissexyguy96 11

That means that there's more bacon for you

Do you have other children? If so, perhaps you can turn your attention toward them. The non-bacon son is a lost cause.

Did anyone else thing that the son said where did I go weong

Not seeing the problem there!!! Eggs are just fine on their own. With nice fresh crusty buttered bread. Who needs bacon?!!!!

Just to clarify, not everyone likes bacon. There's nothing wrong with not liking bacon.

HJKM_fml 19

So it's wrong that your son wants to eat healthy?