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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 263
You deserved it 19 393

Top comments

Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

Comments

If it's the fat try pastured organic bacon. It's expensive so you won't eat as much and much less fatty. Also it isn't made with nitrates and rubbish. Thick cut organic bacon with a little real maple syrup is worthy of a last meal

I won't have bacon either. It's a religious belief.

Merylwen 24

It is a "no meat" or a "no pork"? Because you know, turkey bacon is really delicious!

Why is this worthy of being an FML? Get over it, people don't like some things

I here thy have a good adoption place on 5th street

I understand that I'll get seriously thumbed-down but you guys really overestimate bacon. I don't think I've eaten it more than 2 or 3 times in my whole life and I don't even feel the need to.

Where did you go wrong? Well, I guess by teaching your kid nutrition? I don't know, but if you think your life is f*cked because your kid doesn't want bacon, what are you going to do when there's a real problem? Like if he gets on drugs or becomes an alcoholic, or gets some girl pregnant and abandons her or something? Not liking bacon is hardly a catastrophe.

I think bacon tastes disgusting... Some people just don't like it, so good for him. It's bad for you anyway

More like **** your son's life, you sound like a bitch of a parent