Dogs and Miscellaneous: Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns...

By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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By He who must not be named - 28/10/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, my mom struggled tried to say my name. She said my brother's name, my sister's, my dad's, my uncle's, and finally my cat's (who doesn't even have a human name) before she gave up and said, "You!" and pointed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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By my name is sarah - 21/01/2016 03:48 - United States - Midland

Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

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Or so you thought…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Kenton

Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML

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Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.

ingernh 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01

Are you a bitch?

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huejjin 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:21

i think they like you. I mean come on dogs are adorable.

OctoberRainfall 13

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:42

That's....not.....creepy.....

gene818 13

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:51

Those bitches

twilightluvr101 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:55

lmfao I love ur name

TexasWeinerSauce 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:56

Ha!

auterocks101 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:57

Weirdos

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:57

Long Username you got there, OP. =/

druv 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:59

Turns out somebody fed ur neighbors dogs a pound of dark chocolate 3:) ?

weesnaw_08 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:01

Well that's scary. I recommend moving.

HappyJello 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:04

Are you all bitches? I think the neighbor is trying to tell you something.

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