By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 826
You deserved it 3 535
Back to school
Is that it, have we really enjoyed the holidays? It's time to find the best back-to-school struggles. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

upyourzlolz 11

Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.

346 15

Comments

Torva_fml 16

Yea....Fyl? Creepy neighbor I get, but there isn't much you can do about it. Just ignore him/her and move on with your life.

5 12
T552 12

Very tempted to add this into my favourites just because of the name OP used. Hilarious XD

20 2
xSorry_fml 10

I would like to hear the neighbors fml. Today, while living next to these three crazy bitches...

17 4
perdix 29

He probably lays them all down and rubs their bellies until their legs kick uncontrollably, all while thinking of you, your mom and your sister. It's good to know that you're loved ;)

37 5
perdix 29

Thanks, Kelp, don't let the bastards get you down -- you've got fine taste in humor. Viva, let's see you write something remotely amusing.

12 8
Jovecove 13

Definitely one of the best but not the best.

6 1
perdix 29

Yeah, what I lack in quality I make up for in stamina.

4 1
thatKidzmOm 10

Where IS boners anyways?! Thought i'd throw this in: my autocorrect wanted to correct boners to boneless. I'm not sure he'd appreciate that. :-D

4 0
eatsleepjb 8

My science teacher named her goat after a girl in my class and showed her a picture of the goat. FHL. But yeah that's rude of your neighbor. Btw I like your name OP

9 4
DjeePee 24

I hope your science teacher is fired, but I fear that I will be wrong.

4 8
eatsleepjb 8

She hasn't been fired yet..but she should be

2 0
Cavebone 5

creepy neighbor, but creepier mom for giving her daughters the same name.

2 19
I_lost_the_game 25

What? It obvious he has- Oh I get it, it was a failed attempt at trolling. Fail.

3 0
eatsleepjb 8

? I feel stupid saying this but what?? They don't have the same name!

2 0
Cavebone 5

do the three of u come running when he calls?

2 8