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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Kenton

Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML

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By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.

ingernh 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:01

Are you a bitch?

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1JDub 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:26

Thats a doggone shame. FYL.

bertegg 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:37

Where's my dogs??? Oh that's right they live next door!!!!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:48

Did anyone notice OP's username? Uh...don't make the dogs suffer with diarrhea, they didn't do anything wrong. If anything, the neighbor should get diarrhea and poop in his own bed.

IPoopedOnU 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:55

Can u say creepy?

I_lost_the_game 25

Friday 23 December 2011 1:37

Creepy.

Travis1001 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:01

...Fenton?

CptUnucky 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:03

Wow that's creepy.

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:20

You have weird neighbors I suggest moving if you can

keshaforever1 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:22

I'd move right away if I could. That's creepy o.0

edoohan619 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:04

nice name seriously though FYL

chels1994 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:25

Lock your doors at night

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