By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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hbcbmx 5

Change the locks while hes gone ;)

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geod69 8

Probably with his other mistress

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mrcoltone 0

Today, I sucked off a male cat FML

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Scarlettx7 0

He must definitely be with number 3 now

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jbooher18 0

Don't go through his stuff and it would have never happened

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Jessica114 0

change the locks. and when he calls you say"oh your locked out? then go to your mistress's place and see if your locked out. there too." and then throw something at him.

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Jessica114 0

change the locks. and when he calls you say"oh your locked out? then go to your mistress's place and see if your locked out. there too." and then throw something at him.

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attaboy368 20

Think maybe he wanted to get caught....hope you post a follow up for us later

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roseriddle 4

Why get a hold of him? Get rid of him instead!

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