Love: Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer....

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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You deserved it 2 097

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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You deserved it 6 428

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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You deserved it 36 478

By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 839

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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You deserved it 4 216

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 4 403

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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hbcbmx 5

Monday 5 December 2011 2:13

Change the locks while hes gone ;)

geod69 8

Monday 5 December 2011 2:14

Probably with his other mistress

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brandoneyez1 25

Monday 5 December 2011 12:55

I wonder if he left both of you for another woman. In either case I'll keep my eyes in the news for another Loraina Bobbit story... Lol

Commiecakes 0

Monday 5 December 2011 12:57

I saw the word vibrator and expected a completely different outcome.

marisadc79 0

Monday 5 December 2011 13:00

Oh man, call the mistress back and tell her off then pack his shit and change the locks

Timja83 0

Monday 5 December 2011 13:26

Keep the phone as evidence when you go to divorce court over alimony...

Jasonf6 0

Monday 5 December 2011 13:59

Get rid of that loser.

thecovert 7

Monday 5 December 2011 16:17

Dump him.

kyrintethron 0

Monday 5 December 2011 16:47

He's probably dead.

na415 0

Monday 5 December 2011 16:58

more like FOL?

deadlife_fml 0

Monday 5 December 2011 19:50

Looks like its time for Maury

gabletz 2

Monday 5 December 2011 22:44

Ooo. Ouch! Fyl OP.

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