By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
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hbcbmx 5

Change the locks while hes gone ;)

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geod69 8

Probably with his other mistress

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thefuckinloser 6

now isnt that a bitch?? he forgot about that phone tell him there are people that knows how he is going to feel when you see him again

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DevotedLovinWife 1

How is it a few of you say if she hadnt have snooped it wouldnt have happend? He still would be cheating she just wouldnt have know and would still be getring decieved and lied to and used she deserves better

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egorus 0

I thought it was gonna be a vibrator.... :|

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conholio33 28

Sorry to hear that OP hope he got what was comming to him

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Kitsterx 4

Ah , get a gun and blow off his ******* balls

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