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If you had nothing better to than drive an old stranger home, he probably thought you were desperate for sex. No one is THAT nice. I'll bet you thought you spotted another J. Howard Marshall and you were going to play the old Anna Nicole Smith routine on him. When you pulled up to his hovel, his French kiss was disgusting. If he had a better house, it would have been an "opportunity" ;)
See, this is why America needs to pass this health care bill ASAP. We can use the death panels to eliminate pathetic, liver-spotted, pruney old men who try to seduce young women. We don't need our sweet, tender young ladies to have to fight off the advances of 87 year old Merv the Perv, who besides his disgusting appearance and lack of money and transportation, still thinks he can score.
But what will we use to rid the country of the creepy middle aged men who act the same way?
Ooooh, don't forget the cougars either.
did you return the favor with a reach around?
Gross what was your reaction?
So did you leave your car at the grocery or did he leave his? And which car did you have to walk back to the grocery store to get? Exactly, fake.
What if the old man didn't drive???
This happened to me with an old lady. Only it was my mother-in-law. And I went through with it. ;)
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Kinky.
Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^