By MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
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BabySparkle1 15

Hasn't she ever heard of cleaning the vibrator? Or using vagisil "down there"? That's really disgusting.

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noisebox 1

That's in the top ten of the rotten fish smell stories...

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ScotsLassie 6

That is probably the most disgusting thing I have ever read on here. Thanks for sharing...not a nice image

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Fishfanatic 7

Op - I think you should go to the nearest store that sells car parts and mechanic stuff, and pick up a tub of swarfega or other product designed to clean strong substances ( like engine oil ect off hands. Swarfega has tiny bead things in it to help scrub. It's pretty strong cleanser, so I reckon you should get some asap . It doesn't smell very good but ANYTHING has to be better than the skanky smell of your friends ( possibly) rotting flange coating that vibrator

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Abracadavre_fml 9

*insert throwing up and gagging noises here*

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tamgibbo 5

Oh my god... That's just made me heave.. Freaken "A" that's gross

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ilovecandie 0

I would mail it back to her, (still stinky, and make sure you wear gloves too) along with instruction on how to clean it properly, and how to properly wash your ******.

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fatalwish 6

clearly if that vibrator smelled like that then its not the source of the funk

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