By MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
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BabySparkle1 15

Hasn't she ever heard of cleaning the vibrator? Or using vagisil "down there"? That's really disgusting.

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retrorewind 13

with her being a slob and you smelling the funk, I would've used gloves.

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pregnantpianist 2

******* nasty. Tell her to wash, no, ******* scrub her ****** with bleach. Ish. No wonder she has to resort to a vibrator. Ugh. She smells so bad, no man will go down there. Blehhh. I'm going to shower now. I feel nasty just reading that. Omg.

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pregnantpianist 2

That girl has a rotten crotch. It's a fact.

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mrsmaglietta 6

I have no words for this

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WmZH 1

Yeee I got it! She has been putting it up the wrong hole this whole time. that explains it.

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smartazzbeach75 4

If the vibrator smells like that just imagine....maybe you didn't find the source of the smell yet, ew

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Justin0481 5

Did you follow up with duct taping their belongings to their car?

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yenidewi 11

awwww ... that's disgusting ... blahhh ... X('

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Odyy_fml 7

Why did you BLEACH your hands? Are you not aware bleach is corrosive? Are you mad?

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Luunatic 13

Eww. If she doesn't clean it, then that means she uses it while it's still dirty. Disgusting.

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