By MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee

Spicy
Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Hasn't she ever heard of cleaning the vibrator? Or using vagisil "down there"? That's really disgusting.

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That's just so wrong on so many levels.. Barf.

crazedsyco 15

man that horrible! im so sorry!

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

EgyptianPride98 8

Oh God, I know the feeling. I came to borrow my sister's phone as I needed it urgently and she wasn't there. When I unlocked it, a photo of her putting a glue stick into her ****** came up (I guess she was masturbating and took a picture of it?). I will never EVER borrow a glue stick (or anything else from her for that matter) EVER (emphasis on the "EVER") again. I can't even look her in the eye anymore...

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