By MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Hasn't she ever heard of cleaning the vibrator? Or using vagisil "down there"? That's really disgusting.

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I made sure to check the rest of the house after she left and found no other vibrators of any kind. As to why she never washed it, I still have no idea. I have held off on asking her as our friendship has sort of deteriorated since she moved in with me and I found out how much of a slob she is. I can't stand to think what she does/did with that vibrator, especially with how nasty and smelly it was. I bleached my hands twice, using Lysol kitchen cleanser with bleach in it. Then moisturized my hands thoroughly. I still don't feel clean and have washed my hands many many times since then. >_< *shudders*

Let me move in. Neither of you will need a vibrator them ;)

Write a warning for the next person she lives with

timmy257 8

Have you thought about burning you're hands I'm sure robot hands are nice.