By MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
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BabySparkle1 15

Hasn't she ever heard of cleaning the vibrator? Or using vagisil "down there"? That's really disgusting.

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goodgood_fml 5

If her vibe is still rank after airing out then she needs to go get her cooch checked out by a professional.

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Tamz13 2

Sooo gross. Your life definitely sucks. After touching that thing I'd probably go get a shot of antibiotics just to be safe!

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perdix 29

Good thing you didn't finger or fist her while you were together. That's a plus!

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Did you then proceed to put all her things into trashbags and duct tape it too her car OP?

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LuckyLynx7732 5

I would also make sure you don't take care of yourself for a while, at least until you get some gloves or grow some new skin on your hands. God knows what you could catch.

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Brizzle420 5

That's just Raunchy! Just Wrong! Talk about a freakn friend with Crotch rot! I'm sorry ur stuck with that memory.

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effiestonem154 11

Did you throw up? I think I just did a little -_-

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CtotheK 7

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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LarryLaDouche 13

You can brush all you want. But you'll never be clean OP.

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