Transportation: Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my...

By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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You deserved it 16 940

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 10 388

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 276

You deserved it 4 152

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 30 521

Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 674

You deserved it 487

By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

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You deserved it 1 589

By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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You deserved it 45 013

Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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You deserved it 601

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By Alex - 06/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 438

You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 267

You deserved it 2 651

By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 074

You deserved it 4 459

Heidi_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 20:30

My biggest pet peeve is people driving like ******* idiots because they are occupied with their phone. You deserved it.

thebaroness1984 0

Friday 27 February 2009 20:21

You people know that you've all done it before. Do you really want to throw the first stone here?

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shaddol3lade 7

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:25

Take call after about hitting car

happyconverse 10

Monday 10 September 2012 5:14

You didn't have to answer the phone. But you should be grateful that your mother cares

Mynameislinh 24

Friday 12 October 2012 9:22

The irony...

Snufflopagus 18

Thursday 5 December 2013 4:59

I'm surprised more people aren't freaking out over how his mother is psychic.

cna1216 15

Saturday 19 April 2014 15:02

At least she cares!

Rhewn 17

Friday 18 September 2015 14:09

It wasn't her fault you tried to answer while driving...

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 May 2016 6:31

You didn't have to answer the phone.

pinkrubbit 3

Thursday 30 March 2017 5:07

OML that irony. Next time, maybe park your car before answering...

InfiniteSecret 20

Sunday 17 September 2017 19:17

You deserve it for answering the call while driving. What did you expect to happen.

JudgeComrade 17

Tuesday 10 April 2018 22:29

This deserves a special new button. "You caused it."

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Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

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Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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You deserved it 20 414

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML

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You deserved it 2 023

Today, I was once again woken up to my dad blasting The Beatles' song "Birthday." He does this whenever it's anyone's birthday (in this case, my mom's) and he knows a lot of people. It was funny at first, but now it's getting old very quickly. FML

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You deserved it 86

Same thing different taste

Thanks mom

Another non-emergency

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