Transportation: Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one...

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 56 004

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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You deserved it 13 246

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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You deserved it 72 637

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 769

By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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You deserved it 2 536

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 234

By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 2 224

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 421

You deserved it 2 191

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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You deserved it 7 618

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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You deserved it 357

pickleguy 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:04

YDI for hitting a car then bailing.

tboudre 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:05

if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!

Comments

yumsugarr 8

Friday 10 December 2010 16:14

hmm. you could have left an apology note for the first car D:

DahkLohd 4

Friday 10 December 2010 17:28

That reminds me of that FML a while back where someone did a hit and run, then left a note saying "Ouch, that's going to cost you some money" with a smiley face.

Sweetie2u 1

Friday 10 December 2010 18:47

or your insurance info maybe? however, judging on your decision to bail, you probably don't even have insurance.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 10 December 2010 16:17

Wth. You need to ride a bicycle, so you don't keep damaging peoples's vehicles. I am a woman driver, drive a large truck (hubby's idea not mine) with a cap on top. It has alot of blind spots but I don't hit shit. I want to get a smaller vehicle though.

Blacksmokehick 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:26

real women drive trucks.

datkid117 13

Friday 10 December 2010 16:18

YDI plain and simple.

phorest 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:20

Women..

kiakia0131 23

Friday 10 December 2010 16:21

Wow. Way to be a jerk and not leave a note. Even if I did no damage, I would have still made an effort to contact the person or leave a note. I really hope someone hits your car and drives off...see how you would feel then!