By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

Here come the PETA activist.

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LionDemon 0

To everyone saying "no, the worst part's that you killed a deer", it's really not. She obviously felt bad about hitting it, and out of nowhere this other deer comes to **** up her car even more. As if she didn't feel guilty enough. It's bad because it was so unexpected when she was already upset, not because of her car (even though that is bad). Calm the **** down.

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Presto_Cadenza 0

Some of you need to spend more time in rural areas... a girl I went to high school with died last week when she swerved trying to avoid a deer and rolled the car. Deer are not logical thinkers; they run onto the road suddenly and at random. In many cases, it is impossible to avoid hitting them and it is dangerous to /try/ to avoid hitting them. And when a deer runs out in front of you, causing you to total your car, you don't feel sorry for it. You feel angry that your car is ruined.

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sthprkfnt 0

yesterday a deer was standing on the median by walmart and ran into my car when I got close

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blastvortex 3

Well, that sucks, but it's your own fault. On another note, thanks for ridding the planet of more stupid deer. I hope you kept it for the meat - deer jerky and stew are actually pretty damn good.

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FerrariCake 2

How do you know it was papa and mama deer? By his reaction, it might seem he was pimp deer and you hit one of his bitches.

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wyocowboysfan 0

you are an idiot..."papa deer" wouldnt do that..deer dont have relationships like humans..dipshit

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xenomorph 0

Nature 1 - humans 0.5.

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nateduh 0

you're kind of retarded for posting this. 1: there are many technological ways to prevent deer from hitting cars, they are just either not "eco-friendly" most likely people like you crying too much about the environment and such, and 2: we could just kill all the deer and then how many stupid points would nature have. Furthermore, hitting a deer is far from a tragedy, as in most areas deer are ridiculously overpopulated and therefore doing more harm than good in their ecosystem anyways. This is also a response to the comment below.

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spellfire 0

Evolution has come a full circle, and human community is once again in danger from the wild animals, unable to make their surroundings safe. Scientific and technical progress is helpless: if you live where deers walk, then deers control the way you behave; they present a significant accident hazard; to prevent a material damage, moral damage, and possibly physical injury, you have to be extremely alert and extra wary of the woods all the time. Furthermore, should the double misfortune befall you, you would be verbally ostracized by your fellow human beings on moral grounds, for not being explicitly upset about the right things in the incident. OP, are you sure it was a female deer? If so, FYL; Severus Snape is going to be after you now: each time a deer dies, the holy spirit of Lily cries!

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hughman 0

this is either an odd sense of humor, which I respect and give props for or one really weird, misguided hippie

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feelingblue 0

thats what you get for hitting a dear!:))

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