By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 257
You deserved it 20 961

Same thing different taste

Comments

jons_phucked 0

shoulda backed up and hit papa deer so they'll be together

pattheaninal 9

Lol at comment above. Get out your car, and that's when you walk to mama deer and laugh.

Should have hit daddy. dear too!!!!!!!!!

Baroness542 6

Hey, guess what. If you like venison, you can call the cops, they'll tag it for you and then you can go get it processed. Yum yum ;) And, I'm laughing at all of the people who are saying that you should die because you killed a deer. You guys obviously don't live in an area populated by deer, because then you'd know how stupid they are, and how easy it is to hit them, especially at night. For the deer's sake, I hope you at least killed it when you hit it. I've seen too many cops have to go out and shoot injured deer that someone hit and left. And then there's my uncle who hit a deer, didn't kill it and then had to get out and slit its throat to put it out of its misery. Ohh, Wisconsin.

Those of you crying about the deer are pathetic, ridiculous, poor excuses for human beings. Grow the **** up. People get killed trying to avoid deer. As a service to humanity, I am going deer hunting this weekend. I'll think of you crybabies as I pull the trigger...

i agree. shoot one for me man. and hit one if you can

i don't see how feeling sympathetic about an animal being killed makes me a "pathetic, ridiculous poor excuse for a human being" i would kill and ignorant asshole like you over a deer or any animal at that anytime.

JASHEA 0

dont feel bad i know plenty of people who kill deers on the road and be glad you made it away alive

the worst part wasn't that you took a life?

It was a deer. Do you think it's taking a life when you hit a bug at 60?

deerkiller725 0

Hey mercy you're dumb as ****. Deer are Americas deadliest animals for a reason.

franky2056 0

Hey mercy. I gotta agree with the majority here. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I have family members that hunt and that doesn't make me more intelligent than other people. Also I know about ten friends that have had a deer hit a car. Not a person hitting a deer, but the deer actually running into the side of a car, both driving and parked. The deer do get crazy around this time of season. Being from the same state and this person I've got to say that many roads here have woods sometimes less than 10ft from the road and our state doesn't know how to cut grass, so all of our grass is about 4 ft high. In addition all county backroads are 55mph unless stated otherwise and it's idiots like you that go 40mph and cause accidents for holding up traffic. You are more likely to be the person causing an accident for going too slow every day than the one in a million chance that you even see a deer at the exact second that you are driving in that spot. There have been several times where deer are just standing in a road, not moving, just on the other side of a hill. I have nearly hit deer over a dozen times for this, but have not done so because I'm a more skilled driver at manuvering away from them. We have places up here called the kettles which are roads with all hills and curves with no ditch. Most of the time you cannot even see the ground next to the road so how am i going to be able to see a deer. They do just jump out at the car for no reason.

franky2056 0

What i meant was that 99% of these instances are unavoidable and that I have been lucky. Not everyone is equally skilled at driving nor does everyone have the same capabilities of seeing things in the dark. A lot of people have problems with depth perception which is only made worse by the dark. And again I state that driving 20 under the post limit on a county backroad all of the time for that off chance that a deer may come out will cause more accidents between other drivers than saving the deer and your car. So your poor attempt at being a safer driving will end up in you getting hit by the 90% of the people traveling the speed limit.

franky2056 0

Plus about all of those instances of where I avoided hitting a deer I was unable to even hit the brakes because of there was no time to even react. I just lucked out that in the middle of the pack of deer there was a gap and my car slid through.

G_Money09 0

I'm sorry anonymous. I hope you didn't total your car or end up in the hospital. I know I've hit a deer and those bastards come out of nowhere when driving on the highway.