Transportation: Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 16:00

Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:25

If you hit a parked car, it's your goddamned fault. I hope the owners take your bank statement, hack into your account, and use your own money to pay for the damage you caused.

Dramori 29

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:24

I pity your stupidity.

Comments

alleybean123 7

Monday 12 August 2013 23:15

You didn't HAVE to hit it geeze. YDI big time for your stupidity.

Primalgraywolf 1

Sunday 1 June 2014 6:32

Idiot

JIMMY_THE_JEW_II 17

Saturday 28 February 2015 6:10

you have to be the dumbest person I have ever met or even heard of

kayla2228 14

Sunday 31 May 2015 4:13

You deserved it for hitting a parked car. Your stupidity amazes me.

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 27 January 2016 16:29

You know, every other driver on the road managed to avoid hitting that "unavoidably" parked car...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:37

It's one thing to leave a note on a car that's poorly parked, but if you hit it, decide to leave a note and then drive away, that makes you an idiot that doesn't want to maturely own up to your **** up. Knowing that he now has your personal information, and that this story is old at this point, I hope he called the police and brought this to court.

neawalkerthebear 15

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:22

Next time be more cautious when you drive!! Also to the people commenting 'you should get robbed and live in fear' GROW UP!!! It's clear the op made a poor poor choice of pulling a hit and run but making rude comments is immature..!

AngelicaSmith 12

Monday 20 June 2016 15:11

Half of these FMLs on this website are just people not being careful, people learn your lesson and be careful rather than FML everything

SimplyCiara 9

Saturday 6 August 2016 6:49

Um. Why'd you keep driving if it was so obviously unavoidable instead of finding another war? YDI and I hope you paid for the damage

AlbinoMoose987 14

Saturday 20 August 2016 8:03

First of all, you drive like an asshole if you're able to hit a parked car and attempt to make it their fault and second of all, how could you take a piece of paper you found randomly without even checking what it is, YDI 100% i don't care how bad the car was parked unless it was in the middle of the street