Transportation: Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Honest parenting

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 16:00

Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:25

If you hit a parked car, it's your goddamned fault. I hope the owners take your bank statement, hack into your account, and use your own money to pay for the damage you caused.

Dramori 29

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:24

I pity your stupidity.

Comments

blueExcess 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:04

Hahaha, duh.

ZielZone 4

Monday 19 September 2011 22:50

Please don't breed, there are enough stupid people

ppl2ppl 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:12

Way to go dumb ass, I hope they find you.

FYlife604 18

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:50

atleast you can't get a failure to stop at accident charge as you gave him your info hahahahahah you deserved it

missalice0306 19

Tuesday 3 January 2012 6:27

Both of you were acting stupidly in this case.

jmcr 27

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:26

You dumb idiot

DJKAYREZZ 4

Wednesday 19 September 2012 12:07

Your stupid

roquette5710 8

Sunday 23 September 2012 1:58

Wow...leaving a not at a hit and run with all your info YDI and haha because you're gonna be arrested and probably sued. Moron

HanaFML 10

Thursday 4 October 2012 21:27

If that were your car, your FML would be totally different.

yourwifelovesme 25

Thursday 18 October 2012 21:54

You should've checked what you were writing on! And maybe retake drivers ed for hitting a stationary object. Even I haven't done that and I'm a teen driver, we're supposed to be the worst! Next time keep your ******* eyes open you moron!