Work: Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job....

By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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You deserved it 10 290

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By pgmonster - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

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You deserved it 5 528

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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Cough up

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 11:00

Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML

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You deserved it 1 895

By in_hardik - 11/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

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You deserved it 1 877

By piece of crap car - 04/01/2017 06:27 - United States - Portland

Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 058

By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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You deserved it 46 544

By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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You deserved it 3 194

By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 17 854

perdix 29

Friday 17 December 2010 14:48

Hey, accidents happen. You can go to the boss's office and explain what happened while your shirt accidentally falls off . . . oops! Problem solved ;)

DocBastard 38

Friday 17 December 2010 14:55

You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.

Comments

forgotten_addict 1

Friday 17 December 2010 17:45

Wow haha. Well looks like somebody's about to get their ass fired.

xiiijinx 5

Friday 17 December 2010 17:54

Of course you're a woman.

xiiijinx 5

Friday 17 December 2010 19:35

Why did I get moderated?! It IS a woman. Just sayin, damn.

Dr_Soapynutz 0

Friday 17 December 2010 20:26

Pay attention when you're driving.

Kllez_fml 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 6:43

I thought the same. FYL OP

skiier4life 1

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:19

you know you're Asian when........

jorbla 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 9:26

good luck ..

X0WestyX0 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:16

FLY but he shouldn't fire you, unless it's a job involving driving. He can't just fire you for hitting your car off the job. Right? O.o But if he does, then he's a dick.

k9obsessed 5

Monday 20 December 2010 9:32

Sucks for you, but maybe you should be just a bit more careful from now on when driving. If you'd done that in the first place, you wouldn't have hit the car. Operator error, hon.