By banana - 04/02/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
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Dr_Phil 0

I'm not sure how this makes your life suck. I think this is pretty awesome and am now going to go shave my name into my chest hair.

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exceptyourheart 0

that's amazing. i'm sorry....but that's just absolutely amazing.

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redbluegreen 40

That's ******* awesome! I hope you married that man.

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lisapanini 0

OMG that's so funny!! i wish that happened to me... hot stuff!! ;)

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Masta_Blasta 0

Obviously that you know which name to scream during intercourse. Aaaand that you'll remember him. Can't see anything wrong there.

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killrranged 0

LOL that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Not really an fml though

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Alumnus_Vitae 0

You should have put your name under it and put a heart around the two. Hmm, this gives me an idea for a wedding proposal...

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icantthinkofanam_fml 0

That's disgusting... But absolutely hilarious!!!!!

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ecoeco777 0

Yummy. U should've carved yours too!

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KevinB_fml 0

yea this isnt an FML... and if I ever get a thick chest of hair, i am totally doing this.

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xavierdevoy 0

LOL at least you know he is creative and good at shaving, so whatever shape you want your pubes in I'm sure he can do it

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