Miscellaneous: Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face....

By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:05

Tough love bitch!

mpj13 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:06

She loves you!

Comments

lilcatisawesome 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:46

Sounds familiar to me:(. But cool you live in Minnesota. I love that place!

gymnast610 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 7:16

My dog does that to me ALL the time.. I've learned to block her by now.. ;)

sorandomgirl 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 21:59

Happened to me before... I've been in hospital twice because of my dog

BlAzEtHiS 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:42

Your dog sounds like a real bitch. Lolololol.

bigbootay 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:57

bitch slapped

asia3pea90 13

Monday 19 March 2012 4:14

I tried that with one of my dogs and got bit in the face. The other ones like it when I do that. With some dogs you just can't do that some will bite your ass and some like it and they know your only playing. They think your threatening them and YOUR the one trying to bite them.