Miscellaneous: Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my...

By pumpkinbutt - 17/01/2010 21:08 - France

Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By holymoly - 05/09/2012 06:12 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 05:39 - United States

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

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By anon - 04/12/2009 10:35 - Australia

Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 16:00

Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML

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By HatedGrandson - 07/01/2013 00:50 - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By JacksWag4 - 16/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Romulus

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

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Epic prank bro

By Rachel - 20/07/2012 05:13 - United States

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

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By dummy - 22/05/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my grandpa took out the family for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turn around without thinking and give him a big hug and say thanks for dinner Grandpa. It wasn't my grandpa. FML

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Monday 18 January 2010 2:24

id rather be a sweet iddle pumpkinbutt with 5000 dollars than johnathan with $0

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 18 January 2010 2:23

awww, u sweet iddle pumpkinbutt lmao!

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vid654 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:46

owned

ilikepie121 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:27

by grandpa to hahahahah

caits13 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:51

That's adorable. But you aren't acting big enough to laugh it off.

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 18 January 2010 2:56

awwwwwww

alainarose 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:04

thats something that would happen to me!

horsebabeXO 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:13

what is op?

hit_the_scene 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:16

lol sucks for you

persianpaul 3

Monday 18 January 2010 3:18

that truly sucks .. I dunno what to say there ..

ffmmllyaya 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:19

that's hailerious

etheman0 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:28

I wouldn't care if it was $5,000

Clearsky18 2

Monday 18 January 2010 3:34

You must be an only grandchild, otherwise, I don't know why they'd call you that! Just go to a different bank next time.

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Same thing different taste

Vultures circling overhead

Thanks, I hate it!

Epic prank bro

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