By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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saIty 17

No worries, I once tried to build a fan and got my dick stuck in it. I still have no idea how that happened.

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G3K0 7

I did the same thing, except I was touching an apple to the wall, somehow managed to get my dick caught in the celling fan. The directions were very unclear.

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stormchaser24 24

How did you manage to get your nipple in that position?

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carnage1108 0

Now laptops are considered geeky? I am confus

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Athleticism 11

So confused you couldn't spell confuse right?

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fleg 9

They didn't spell confused wrong, they just didn't finish it. Like you.

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carnage1108 0

To clarify I was referencing i.imgur.com/azzhT.jpg

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Kog_Hiro 17

Ya gotta be careful when playing on the good ol' porntop.

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alyspar2 5

I really wanna know if you're a girl or a guy..

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18ieronimo 4

Well are you a girl or guy

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dirton89 7

That right there....takes talent

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RosieJim 2

Hmm why are you naked and playing on your laptop ad also you nipple must be atleast 3 inches long : I

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SexyQueen0905 24

I've done something stupid like that. I once injured my thumb on a soap dispenser. Just make sure your friends never go on FML and find out.

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bottlefed05ss 5

Must have been cold

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