By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 486
You deserved it 3 881

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"slowly, slowly, he slid in me. Then he passed out. But I kept *******." Yup.

Comments

"Well, I saw Mister Tibbles lying in the carpet, and his little cat penis was just too hard to resist..."

flockz 19

so it all started when my dad took me to the carnival. i mean the strong man looked so lonely....

The "bone chilling" makes me think there was blood involved, and maybe a body.

if she's good at video games then that's hot, and she likes to drink.....lucky!

Airman1988 9

yea because everyone loves having women that talk about their sexual experiences with other men when they get drunk

i just thought it was cool that she likes to play video games and drink

Does the word "cuckold" mean anything to you? No? Ok, how about "You're a whipped little bitch"?

Ooh, I didn't see your comment there when I replied to #11...at least I'm going to get a sandwich out of it. Would you like one too, Doc? How 'bout some beers, since OP is in the kitchen already?

He didn't say anything about how he reacted to the situation. So, I don't think its fair to call him a cuckold.

desireev 17

Maybe that is your wife getting back at you for being a full-grown-man and still inviting your friends over to play video games? The Christmas Party is going to be awkward, ya think? Merry Christmas anyway! :)

Wolvy_fml 3

That's funny. You think only kids play video games? I only play because both my parents do. Win? I think so.

Airman1988 9

Better a guy stay home and play video games than going out to the bar blowing tons of money getting wasted with his friends. Although I'd agree if it controls their life than its sad

desireev 17

I'm just saying that it was obviously a big deal at OPs house or else it wouldn't be on FML. Doesn't matter one way or the other. Was just making a comment. Merry Christmas guys! :)

cooLING 0

Or...she could just be an alcoholic. You don't have all the info to make that assumption.

YdoIhaveAchode 4

The games weren't the reason for the FML, the wife's behaviour was. If the wife really felt the need to "get back" at the husband for that, this is even more of an FML. It could've been any other reason for the guests to be there and her behaviour would still be uncouth.

24 you are always such a bitch. Always. I have 30 year old cousins who play video games all the time. They are full grown men, with wives and children. It's really not a big deal, the wife shouldn't be "getting back" at him.

If you actually READ the FML, you would have noticed the part where the wife got drunk, embarrassed her husband great, and was a total bitch. But I see you stopped at the word 'Video Game' and assumed it was the end because you're a closeminded bitch who thinks she's popular. Am I in the ball park?

desireev 17

To all of you saying that I am a "bitch". I am seriously offended. I am always nice to everyone on here! I try to defend the people everyone attacks on here but it doesn't work. That's why I stopped commenting unless I had something nice to say. Which is most of the time. And as for my comment.. Everyone has an opinion. And I AM entitled to mine! I don't jump down every ones throats for stating their opinion. So unless you have something nice or intellectual to add to my comment, then don't even bother! I'm all about a debate.. But I will NOT argue with complete strangers over the damn Internet! And as for the commenter who said that I think I am "popular", I, by no means, am worried about having friends or impressing a single person on this thing. I read FMLs in my spare time. So don't knock your socks off by thinking that I am trying to get you to be my friend. I am perfectly content without you being my friend! Now get off my case! Merry Christmas!

desireev 17

And thank you TheIsland. I appreciate your comments. I try to be nice to everyone but I guess I can't please everyone. :( Anyway, have a safe and Merry Christmas and an even better New Year! :)

Desireev-I've noticed that almost every comment you post pisses me off. Just thought I'd let you know. *Merry Christmas*

desireev 17

104- according to your profile, you are Christian and you hope to get to know me.. Maybe you should act on what you say. C'mon! You're Christian! Love thy neighbor!... Not drop comments saying that they piss you off.. Merry Christmas to you as well! :)

First, being angry is not a sin and being a Christian does not make me a perfect person. Second, according to your profile, it's says, "Call me a b*tch for defending people..." but I don't see how you're defending someone when you're making fun of him playing video games.

gobluemegan 1
Wolvy_fml 3

Well thank god the controller was alright.

My controller is worn out to shit:/ you get used to it and even love it though

AdrianEC 15

Now we know who wears the pants in the family. ^>^

Oh she's getting into the Christmas spirit!

flockz 19

by describing how another man decked her halls.