Miscellaneous: Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games....

By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Peace and quiet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 18:00

Today, after a long and stressful week, all I wanted was some time to myself with a few beers and a good video game. My girlfriend apparently disliked this, because she started blasting Cardi B, ran the vacuum behind me, and poured my beer down the sink when I used the bathroom. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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moop256 10

Saturday 24 December 2011 5:54

Your wife sounds awesome

upyourzlolz 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 5:57

"slowly, slowly, he slid in me. Then he passed out. But I kept *******." Yup.

Comments

xoxPatrina 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:05

This is why women & alcohol don't mix well...

eatsleepjb 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:47

I don't think alcohol mixes well with anything..it's not like this kind of thing hasnt happened with a man before

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:05

You're married to Roseanne on crack, her period, and infused with MacDonald's, PCP, and dragon DNA? Put her on display and say it was an arranged marriage

Glidefedt 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:15

*Insert whipping sound* Your wife is awesome, now make me a sandwich.

711Jellyfish 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:24

when you said she grabbed your controller I was thinking ..... XBOX!!

melayupower 2

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:24

OMG, your wife sounds amazing and awesome ! You should be happy she is not an "ordinary" wife dude ! ;p

van_helsing 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:39

I surely hope the computer is in the kitchen. Your wife wouldn't be happy to know you left the kitchen.

KnucklesDeep 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:55

It's when your wife is making her apology, with a huge hangover, is when you should tell her you want a divorce. No way I'd keep someone like that as chain around my ankle.

merrilln 7

Saturday 24 December 2011 13:09

so? guys do that shit all the time. what's wrong with a girl doing it?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 13:45

What kind of men are you dating? If my husband completely disrespected me like that when my co-workers were over, we'd have serious talks until we landed in counseling or divorce court. Turnabout isn't fair play - fair play is fair play. Why be with someone if he won't treat you well and if you don't care enough to treat him well?