By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
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LaColombianita 26

At least he doesn't let people say shit to you. That was nice of him to have your back.

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The_4th_Doctor 13

He's the kind of guy you want in the zombie apocalypse.

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LaColombianita 26

At least he doesn't let people say shit to you. That was nice of him to have your back.

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devildog562 33

He's not sharing her back with anyone apparently .

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MattM95 16

I guess OP can look at the bright side. Her boyfriend won't let anyone disrespect her. So it seems that he cares about her :)

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JuliaaNoelle 26

I'd probably fall in love if a guy did that while I was playing a video game.. Lol

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Hiktmae 20

Hehe, he actually sounds awesome, I'm sure he was being silly. If my boyfriend did that I'd laugh so hard :p

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DrHothead 15

That's what I think,what's FML in it, you should be proud

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EchoSerenity 15

My bf got so pissed because our friend snapped at me once, he doesn't like it when people are disrespectful towards me, they would of gone fist to fist if we didn't separate them.

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KK3137 31

Yeah, and shred the other player's back to pieces..

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Yeah, well it was still a bit of an overreaction. I agree with OP, he's got anger issues.

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incoherentrmblr 21

This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter gets defensive of Lois and starts fighting random people and things...

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The_4th_Doctor 13

He's the kind of guy you want in the zombie apocalypse.

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moomanjohnny 10

Not really, because he wasted all the ammo on one person. You need to conserve ammo.

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tooyoungtooold 11

Double tap? Screw that. Five bajillion tap is where it's at.

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redstone7693 29

he kind of reminds me of Shane from the walking dead

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Well you can say he's got your back.

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DarkHelmet 10

Right. Dude defends your honor and you call him a lunatic. That's some pretty ungrateful shit

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brivielle 15

yea. He's got her back alright. From reality to Fantasy world. So cute :)

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VoodooPriestess 16

Ooooooooor you can see him as a sweet guy who would stand up for your honor. Look to the bright side! Never the dark side. . .

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False_Stupidity 41

But if the dark side had cookies, that'd be a bright side in the dark side, thus making it not the dark side... *mind blown*

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DoubleDosexo 12

we have cookies and brownies, special brownies... though

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Nathan_h24 17

My mind was just blown by how bad your comment was. *mind blown* #54

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Play with a headset on. It's a more immersive experience that way anyways.

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steftriv 18

It's the thought thats counts! His actions though...

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ThePaperDragon 31

Awh! I like him! ^_^ Although his methods may be questionable, at least he stands up for you!

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XxDanno316xX 27

Am I the only one who is curious on which game this could be?

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ColonelCusswords 24

Im thinkin halo, modern warfare, or call of duty. Thats the place you usualy get sassed like that

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elyssa112 6

I am too !! I wanna play that game . It can't be modern warfare or halo it has to be fictional . She said character not player .

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EchoSerenity 15

OP said character, so GTA or some girly game, bleh.

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MrConcise 34

@10 - I dunno, it could be Pokemon. Things haven't been great in Kanto lately, lots of gun violence.

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GalaxyShots 21

Saint's Row, most likely. If you're a female character, you actually do get called a **** quite a bit by NPC's on the street.

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garrett_8614 14

No ones going to point out that #19 said Call of Duty, and Modern Warfare, as if they're two separate games? -__-

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