Work: Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual,...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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By hozzyandie - 14/12/2010 18:02 - Ireland

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML

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By Shauna - 10/11/2012 09:02 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML

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By pissed - 17/12/2013 21:17 - United States

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

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By Amore - 09/12/2014 19:15 - France - Bois-colombes

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

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By Carnage23 - 22/11/2014 10:16 - Germany - Essen

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 01:00

Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By marriedbutlonely - 15/02/2016 02:36 - United States - Federal Way

Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML

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epccsplayer 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:09

YDI. Why would you chance it like that when you knew you had a PS3 under the tree?

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 25 December 2009 16:10

You just gave him a random gift? Thank god it wasnt your uncles new hunting knife or yo momas new vibrator

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NorfolkDude 2

Friday 25 December 2009 16:38

YDI for being a moron.

mauseum 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:49

haha #4 you're hilarious, I thought you should know that made me laugh.

monbon6788 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:51

YDI if you let the kid keep it, but FYL for now cuz you were just trying to be nice.

darkpath 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:54

next time dont give him the thing that weighs more than the other gifts? tends to be more expensive.

snafu57 1

Friday 25 December 2009 16:59

you say "omg, I brought my sons gift by mistake. I'll give you an iou." Got it?

Person1233 12

Friday 25 December 2009 17:01

If you let the little shit keep it, kill yourself.

XxSonyaBladexX 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 6:51

Way to straight up!! Haha!

JERKKMONKEY 0

Friday 25 December 2009 17:20

FYL? F YOUR SONS LIFE'!!

greeneye_fml 12

Friday 25 December 2009 17:20

You better have explained that on the spot or your son is totally justified in hating you for a long time.

kenjiisown 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:41

So true.

BikerMike 0

Friday 25 December 2009 17:37

you are a stupid asshole

MattC13 0

Friday 25 December 2009 17:38

Should've done a barrel roll....

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